Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

This movie doesn’t make a goddamn lick of sense!

It’s about a maniac killing people dressed as Santa Claus on the streets in London. People continue to dress as Santa Claus/Father Christmas regardless, giving him plenty of victims to choose from.

Went through three directors and a script rewrite and it shows! Stars no one you’ve heard of, although Caroline Munro does appear in one scene.

No commentary track for this one due to ongoing technical issues. You’d don’t wanna this stinker anyway. Trust us!

Shorts for the Masses #1: Four Short Films From The 1950’s

For a change of pace, instead of watching a movie, we watched four short films from the 1950’s. One was about IBM computers at the Roper Corporation. We learned about how to build a bomb shelter in your basement. We also learned how to make a disgusting 1950’s sandwich and what to do in our leisure time.

Commentary tracks for all these will be available shortly, as well as on our YouTube page.

Trash for the Masses #21: Strange Invaders (1983)

Want to know how much of an impression this movie made? When I went to edit it, I couldn’t remember the title or anything about it! Yet, somehow, we talked about it for over an hour! It’s about aliens in a small town in Illinois and features some really odd cinematic choices.

Commentary/Movie Riff of Can’t Stop The Music (1980)

This is presented “as is.” Apparently, right after we watched this, the movie got pulled from YouTube and is not available on any streaming service I have access to, so I am unable to ensure that this syncs properly. So, if you have it a go, it might require some trial and error.